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NOT SO NICE! are seeking actors to audition for NOT SO NICE!’s upcoming Scratch Night entitled 'Roots' at Augustine United Church, Edinburgh on the 11th April 2025.

 

To apply you must:

- Live in Edinburgh or be willing to travel to Edinburgh for rehearsals (this event is unfunded so travel costs will not be reimbursed)

- Have good availability during March and April for rehearsals. (We can work around any existing commitments)

- Be available all day on the 11th April for the tech, dress and show at the venue.

If you fit the above criteria then we encourage you to apply!


Production timeline:
17/02/25 - Deadline for actor submissions.

24/02/25: Successful actors confirmed.
11/04/25: Performance of 'Roots' at Augustine United Church, Edinburgh.


Due to this being an unfunded event, Not So Nice! are providing an equal profit share of ticket sales. This will include playwright, actors, directors, tech.

Well, it’s funny how kids try to do things their parents weren’t able to do. 

And you'll wonder, Why? Why did I have to cross an ocean to learn that?

You'll tear around drunk with your best friend

You'll sing: Mama's planting trees, Mama's growing tall,

Mama's loving hard... and dance in the snow

One night at 4 a.m., you'll dig your fingernails into her waist

when she starts talking about tossing herself into the canal

And the next morning she'll laugh, Aren't I dramatic?

You'll have another health scare and this time it'll be

something

You'll recover

But a new appreciation for your body will descend

You'll resolve to drink more water, eat more vegetables and

exercise more

And you will

For a while

At 30 you'll say, I've been thinking of moving away.

Away? Like, this country?

No. Away overseas.

Why not? says your best friend. Why not now?

By then you'll have done the work you thought would make

you happy

And realised that it didn't—it doesn't

And

After much self-flagellation and introspection, you'll have

recognised that half the reason you do this work is pure of

heart— you want to do it

But the other half is all about being legitimised

At first, you thought, By institutions.

 

And then you knew, Oh. Yeah. (By him.)

And then you'll betray your younger self, turn down

opportunities and move to a new country

Put an ocean between who you were then and who you'll be

next

And your best friend will say, I hate it! But you have to go.

You'll go

From afar, you'll watch your friends couple off

Babies will be born

By choice

By design

Sometimes by painstaking effort and expense

By people you never dreamed would have, let alone want, a

baby

You'll be baffled

You're an adult in a romper, wearing a backpack, living in a

shared flat

You'll wonder if you're a perpetual child or existentially a

youth

You'll ask your brother and god

And when neither of their answers are satisfying

You determine that you didn't come here to make a baby

You came here to do something

Important

Age is a Feeling

by Hayley Mcgee

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How did you hear about this callout?

Please email us the following:

- A self tape of you performing the required audition text. 

- Your acting CV.

Please note, your application will not be considered without them.

 

Emails should be sent to:

enquiries@notsonicetheatrecompany.com

Thanks for applying! We'll get back to you soon.

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